Simon Drew

This humorous Buy One: Get One Flea Simon Drew cotton apron features a dog with 3.99 tag on its collar. A great present for a dog fan and someone who likes to be in the kitchen cooking. Simon Drew opened his gallery in Dartmouth in 1981 and we love his witty cards and kitchen textiles in our Market Harborough shop. Details: 100% cotton 40 degree machine wash Made in England Size: One size 83cm x 6…

This Simon Drew apron features two cats curled up under the aga with the words 'Resting under the North face of the aga'. A great, unique gift idea which has been made in England. We love Simon Drew's artwork and humour and we have a selection of his tea towels and aprons at our shop in Market Harborough. Details: 100% cotton 40 degrees machine wash Made in England Size: One size 83cm x 61cm

Perfect for a wine lover! This wine tasting Simon Drew apron features lots of glasses of red wine and how wine tasting progresses after a few! We love Simon Drew's realistic humour that we can all relate to! These quality, 100% cotton aprons are made in the UK and are machine washable. Details: 100% cotton Machine washable at 40 degrees Made in England Size: One size 83cm x 61cm

This Simon Drew apron makes us laugh. A great present for a gardener, wannabe gardener or someone who uses their garden to socialise and relax rather than garden. The green apron features the words 'incapability brown', a humorous variation on the name of the famous landscape gardener Capability Brown, and a goose relaxing in a deckchair with a glass of red wine. The apron is made in England and i…

Perfect for a dachshund owner this card shows a beautifully drawn dachshund with a background of foliage. Simon Drew is a zoologist and his nature illustrations are fantasic. We love his humour too and this card is completed with the words 'A dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long'. This card is great for a dachshund owner and it is blank inside for your own message. Details: Card…

If you are looking for a card for a 1980s music fan or for someone born in the 80s this card would be perfect. Simon Drew has devised eight puzzles to identify number 1 records using his brilliant style of illustration. The card is blank inside and comes with a cream envelope. Details: Card and envelope. Wrapped in a clear outer made from plant-based materials (compostable, biodegradable, recyclab…

This popular Simon Drew Spot the Beer card is perfect for a beer lover. Illustrated in Simon Drew's distinct style the recipient can solve the seven puzzles so it's more than just a card! It is blank inside for your own message, making it suitable for many different occasions, or simply to use as a notecard to write somebody a letter. Details: Card and envelope. Wrapped in a clear outer made from…

An amusing golf card, this Simon Drew card shows a goose dressed as a golfer going through the motions of different golf strokes and putting with the words 'Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. Bob Hope'. The card is blank inside for your own message. Details: Card and envelope. Wrapped in a clear outer made from plant-based materials (compostable…

Simon Drew is a trained zoologist and creates brilliant artwork of animals. This card depicts a Noah's Ark scene with two tortoise humorously asking if they are in the queue for speedy boarding. The artwork extends across the front and back of the card and opening up the card entirely shows the entire picture (as shown in the photo). The card is blank inside and comes with a cream envelope. Detail…

A great gift idea for a friend who enjoyes their champagne. This witty Simon Drew tea towel shows a duck with a glass and bottle of champagne and the words "I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty -…

This Simon Drew tea towel is so true! Featuring pictures of a cleaning bear with vacuum, duster, broom, feather duster, some cobwebs and the words 'A home should be clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy' this 100% tea towel would make a witty gift. Simon Drew trained as a zoologist and we love his cards, tea towels and aprons featuring animals and his humour. Details: 100% cotton…

We can all relate to this "Now, what did I come up here for?" popular Simon Drew Everest tea towel. It always raises a laugh and makes a light hearted present. This quality tea towel is illustrated with images of a mountaineer reaching the top of Everest. Details: 100% cotton Machine washable Wrapped in an eco-friendly starch bag Made in England Size: 76cm x 48cm - 30" x 19"

"Refreshing the parts other bears cannot reach" this witty tea towel, in Simon Drew's well-known style is a great gift for a drinking buddy or for Father's Day. Showing images of bears raising a beer and having fun the tea towel is 100% cotton and made in England. Details: Made in England 100% cotton Machine washable Wrapped in eco-friendly starch bag Size: 76cm x 48cm - 30" x 19"